| LoganHP | Date: Tuesday, 01.10.2012, 5:17 PM | Message # 1 |
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| So.. what is JVS?
JVS (pronounced zhe-ve-es), an abbreviation, derived from Russian "Zhopa Volka - Samurai" (original orthography: Жо*па Волка - Самурай), what in English is "WAS" - "Wolf's As*s - Samurai".
This is the direct meaning of this concept. Many of you will surely tell - bah, this is vulgar, get it off the forums! But before rushing things up let me tell you about this phenomena.
First of all, it is necessary to mention, that Wolf's As*s, though being a part of the Wolf, is an entirely independent entity, separate from the Wolf, but living with him in a symbiotic relationship. What is interesting - Wolf's As*s spent many years in Japan, where it got trained in martial arts to become a honorable Samurai, however the Wolf himself has never been in Japan. How is it possible, considering the separate actions of two parts of one non-devideable unit, is still a mystery for science.
Second aspect, which we need to take onto account, is a mathematical function of Wolf's As*s itself. If Wolf's As*s - is a standalone entity Wolf's As*s, the As*s of Wolf's As*s would be ... the Wolf! This allows us to derive a conclusion, which is described by the function below: Wolf's As*s (As*s (Wolf)) = Wolf!
However, the biggest dilemma for science and everything living is the look of this infamous Wolf's As*s Samurai being, cause to imagine a Wolf's rear, with a tail, that holds the katana or wakizashi.. there should be only two legs and tail, right, so how does it manage to fight, speak, etc.? Not to mention, who is deciding where to go, or in what direction to move - Wolf or his As*s?
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